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Casino gambling jokes

 Gambling in Australia. Where else in the world are jockeys more revered than musicians and scientists? Where else in the world are the people's clubs dependent for their existence on poker machines? Where else in the world is a famous race horse stuffed and enshrined in a museum?
Frank Hardy

Almost everybody gambled in the Old West. Prospectors and dance-hall girls, cattle barons and cowpokes, clergymen and gunfighters all gathered around gambling tables to wager their newly won fortunes - or their last possessions - on the turn of a card or the spin of a wheel...Gambling was a Western mania, the only amusement that could match the heady, speculative atmosphere of frontier life itself.
Time-Life Books

Bets of robes, blankets, coins, and so forth were piled in the middle. Anyone could bet on a team, even women. Women also had their betting games, which could last for a few hours or several days. All bets had to be absolutely matched. All gambling required good sportsmanship. It was shameful for pool losers to grieve. They would get no symphaty.
Mourning Dove

Playing cards is so popular among Rotumans that one might be forgiven for thinking they invented it...Sometimes, during the av mane's season, a whole village may spend a day playing cards; if there is a visiting group, card playing turns everyone into a clown of one king or another.
Vilsoni Hereniko

The guy who invented gambling was bright, but the guy who invented the chip was a genius.
Big Julie

This money was once, and therefore will be again, chips. She and the casinos both know that chips are a wonderful, pretty tool, and possess none of the sigma of dollars. Dollars translate too easy into hours or houses or cars or sex or food or everything, and so losing a dollar is a much more tangible experience than parting with a chip.
John O'Brien

Gambling had invested money with the quality of a medium necessary t the condition of life. It was not that I wanted to do anything with it, any more than I wanted to do something with oxygen or sunlight; it was simply that cash had become the element I needed for my personal evolution.
Jack Richardson

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